Morty Express

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Who rescued the most Morties:

Rank Player Rate Date
🥇 crab nebula 93.7% Nov 13
🥈 karim 93.3% Nov 19
🥉 Antoine 93.3% Nov 09
4 2D Segment Tree 93.3% Nov 10
5 JasonMendoza2008 93.3% Nov 16
6 chaser 93.2% Nov 19
7 Rphy 93.2% Nov 18
8 oracle 93.1% Nov 21
9 [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅ο.ο̲̅οο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] 92.8% Nov 14
10 Inspector 92.7% Nov 11
11 n 92.6% Nov 11
12 A bot has no name 92.6% Nov 20
13 SarlCagan 92.6% Nov 11
14 alexmojaki 92.6% Nov 16
15 Alyx 92.5% Nov 06
16 bigantoine 92.5% Nov 20
17 gam 92.4% Nov 19
18 jabes 92.4% Nov 19
19 RB 92.4% Nov 06
20 wubu pie 92.3% Nov 19
21 adandi 92.3% Nov 09
22 Jabey Babey Taboada 92.3% Nov 19
23 Testing what characters I can upload here: @#$%^&*(!@#$%^&*() 92.2% Nov 18
24 bill 92.2% Nov 20
25 Richard Hendricks 92.2% Nov 19
26 krark's other thumb 92.2% Nov 19
27 Pnlmakerb 92.1% Nov 19
28 YiyiTarictaric 92.1% Nov 19
29 Jakash 92.0% Nov 18
30 Worldsbegin 92.0% Nov 14
31 J jonah james 91.9% Nov 18
32 anton 91.8% Nov 19
33 cesorito 91.8% Nov 18
34 Sancho Jazz 91.7% Nov 18
35 ; UPDATE leaderboard SET rank=1 WHERE name='me';-- 91.7% Nov 18
36 SuperSec 91.7% Nov 18
37 BDP 91.7% Nov 19
38 nukeands3rve 91.6% Nov 29
39 isaac 91.6% Dec 15
40 ke 91.6% Nov 19
41 mjobard 91.6% Nov 18
42 Lekker 91.6% Nov 18
43 Dead 91.4% Nov 20
44 fourofkind 91.2% Nov 20
45 Mehdi Bennani Smires 91.1% Nov 20
46 Very sick 91.0% Nov 20
47 BigMacMike 90.9% Nov 19
48 martin 90.8% Nov 20
49 Zombie 90.8% Nov 20
50 maxwell 90.8% Feb 26
51 Veldmuis 90.8% Nov 17
52 TheShepard 90.7% Nov 19
53 PRFD 90.6% Nov 19
54 Victor 90.5% Nov 18
55 Dumbo 90.2% Nov 20
56 Neyl ESSAKALLI 90.1% Nov 11
57 000 90.0% Nov 20
58 Amoon 89.9% Nov 19
59 maximegajic 89.9% Nov 19
60 Dingus 89.7% Nov 07
61 LST 89.7% Nov 17
62 Levann 89.7% Nov 19
63 Milz 89.7% Nov 08
64 medmdg 89.4% Nov 18
65 NameUr 89.2% Nov 19
66 NameUrPrice 89.1% Nov 18
67 Shadau 88.9% Nov 20
68 SMAIKIIIII 88.8% Nov 20
69 WeWillWin 88.7% Nov 24
70 MayaMahouachi 88.6% Nov 19
71 maxwell_test 88.4% Feb 26
72 AngryLemon 88.3% Nov 20
73 avastu 88.3% Apr 26
74 Kameron 88.1% Nov 21
75 Xx Sasuke2008 xX 88.0% Nov 12
76 Undead 88.0% Nov 20
77 Steven James 87.7% Nov 08
78 Fixaco 87.6% Nov 06
79 RBRBRBRB 87.3% Nov 07
80 Nath 87.0% Nov 16
81 Alyx 22 86.6% Nov 07
82 Elghali Benjelloun 86.3% Nov 06
83 Jabey Babey Taboada 2 86.2% Nov 07
84 Jody Powlette 85.7% Nov 09
85 son of anton 85.3% Nov 16
86 bobthebuilder 85.3% Nov 14
87 Preolan_Naidu 84.8% Nov 20
88 Jacques 84.8% Nov 10
89 HXAMINE 84.4% Nov 18
90 ynot 84.2% Nov 04
91 TARS 84.0% Nov 20
92 PnLMaker 83.8% Nov 08
93 MathieuF 83.4% Nov 17
94 Nicolas 83.0% Nov 16
95 3^n 82.9% Nov 16
96 wassim 82.8% Nov 19
97 adam 82.6% Nov 09
98 nohehf 82.6% Nov 16
99 Louis Lhotte 82.5% Nov 07
100 mar1shell 82.4% Nov 04
101 H4TT1_ 82.4% Nov 19
102 Fouad 82.4% Nov 07
103 sialaoui 82.3% Nov 19
104 HAL 9000 82.2% Nov 21
105 Baymax 82.2% Nov 20
106 Gizmo 81.9% Nov 20
107 rabraghib 81.4% Nov 04
108 Kersey 81.3% Nov 04
109 imsekkat 80.8% Nov 19
110 Pikachu 80.8% Nov 16
111 Johnny 80.8% Nov 19
112 X 80.7% Dec 03
113 Synthwave 80.7% Nov 12
114 Voltorb 80.6% Nov 16
115 Daniel 80.1% Oct 29
116 ElPredatorz 80.1% Nov 10
117 Younesbs7 80.0% Nov 12
118 Parasect 79.6% Nov 16
119 Juan Manuel 79.6% Nov 11
120 Younesbs1 79.5% Nov 12
121 grackle 79.1% Feb 07
122 Younesbs3 79.0% Nov 12
123 LordFireHawk 78.9% Nov 05
124 Younesbs4 78.9% Nov 12
125 tom 78.8% Nov 06
126 Sergio Peterson 78.7% Oct 28
127 Tentacool 78.7% Nov 16
128 yow 78.6% Nov 16
129 Cloyster 78.5% Nov 16
130 Nidorina 78.5% Nov 16
131 Persian 78.4% Nov 16
132 Jamal 78.4% Nov 19
133 Blu3town 78.4% Nov 14
134 Arbok 78.2% Nov 16
135 Ponyta 78.2% Nov 16
136 Younesbs 78.2% Nov 12
137 Victreebel 77.9% Nov 16
138 Sarah Dribi_Alaoui 77.9% Nov 19
139 TheSlender 77.9% Nov 04
140 rokas 77.7% Dec 28
141 Drowzee 77.7% Nov 16
142 Soufiane AIT LHADJ 77.6% Nov 04
143 Shellder 77.6% Nov 16
144 Arcanine 77.6% Nov 16
145 Krabby 77.6% Nov 16
146 Magneton 77.5% Nov 16
147 Kadabra 77.5% Nov 16
148 Grimer 77.4% Nov 16
149 Younesbs8 77.3% Nov 12
150 Jeffrey 77.2% Nov 07
151 Squidpunch 77.1% Nov 08
152 Machamp 77.0% Nov 16
153 Pidgeot 77.0% Nov 16
154 Saransh Surana 76.9% Oct 26
155 Christiaan 76.9% Nov 09
156 Metapod 76.9% Nov 16
157 Gastly 76.8% Nov 16
158 Oblivion 76.8% Nov 07
159 biancap 76.7% Nov 10
160 Magnemite 76.7% Nov 16
161 hia 76.6% Nov 06
162 matteo 76.5% Nov 09
163 MindF*ck 76.5% Nov 08
164 WadeMCG 76.5% Nov 16
165 Abra 76.4% Nov 16
166 Wigglytuff 76.4% Nov 16
167 cayenne 76.4% Nov 08
168 Spearow 76.3% Nov 16
169 Poliwhirl 76.3% Nov 16
170 Caterpie 76.3% Nov 16
171 Morty the Third 76.2% Nov 18
172 Gengar 76.2% Nov 16
173 Tentacruel 76.1% Nov 16
174 Dodrio 76.1% Nov 16
175 Younesbs5 76.1% Nov 12
176 Haunter 76.1% Nov 16
177 Alakazam 75.9% Nov 16
178 Diglett 75.9% Nov 16
179 Venonat 75.8% Nov 16
180 Colin 75.8% Oct 20
181 Johan vE 75.7% Nov 04
182 Poliwrath 75.7% Nov 16
183 Weepinbell 75.6% Nov 09
184 Paras 75.6% Nov 16
185 Machoke 75.6% Nov 16
186 Alpha 75.6% Nov 04
187 camilleR 75.5% Nov 16
188 Golduck 75.5% Nov 16
189 ErikCapkovic 75.4% Nov 08
190 Kingler 75.4% Nov 16
191 Zain 75.4% Oct 21
192 Doduo 75.4% Nov 16
193 Halalay 75.3% Nov 07
194 Clefairy 75.3% Nov 16
195 ... 75.3% Nov 08
196 Nidoqueen 75.2% Nov 16
197 Jigglypuff 75.2% Nov 16
198 Zubat 75.2% Nov 16
199 Psyduck 75.2% Nov 16
200 Kakuna 75.2% Nov 16
201 alex3242 75.1% Nov 08
202 Poliwag 75.1% Nov 16
203 Sam 75.1% Nov 06
204 Pidgey 75.1% Nov 16
205 Roger 75.1% Nov 11
206 ErikForSharing 75.1% Nov 08
207 Rapidash 75.0% Nov 16
208 Andy 75.0% Nov 06
209 FitHub 74.9% Nov 08
210 Frajer 74.9% Nov 08
211 Raichu 74.9% Nov 16
212 ABDO 74.9% Nov 18
213 Nidoking 74.8% Nov 16
214 Zav 74.8% Nov 08
215 Nicolas FB 74.8% Oct 26
216 Evil Morty 74.7% Oct 26
217 Seel 74.7% Nov 16
218 Fearow 74.7% Nov 16
219 Hp01052001 74.7% Nov 13
220 Meowth 74.6% Nov 16
221 Oddish 74.6% Nov 16
222 Beedrill 74.6% Nov 16
223 Weedle 74.6% Nov 16
224 Geodude 74.5% Nov 16
225 Mankey 74.4% Nov 16
226 GNBC 74.3% Nov 08
227 Butterfree 74.3% Nov 16
228 Pidgeotto 74.2% Nov 16
229 Priyanka 74.2% Oct 28
230 rainsville 74.1% Nov 10
231 Ekans 74.1% Nov 16
232 Vileplume 74.1% Nov 16
233 Jaden Fix 74.1% Nov 15
234 Raticate 74.0% Nov 16
235 Dewgong 74.0% Nov 16
236 Rattata 74.0% Nov 16
237 Primeape 74.0% Nov 16
238 Paige R 74.0% Oct 27
239 TG 73.9% Nov 13
240 Kiff 73.9% Nov 03
241 Erobrine 73.9% Nov 08
242 Saumya Borwankar 73.9% Oct 24
243 lium20 73.8% Nov 06
244 Sandshrew 73.8% Nov 16
245 Onix 73.8% Nov 16
246 Dugtrio 73.7% Nov 16
247 GOKULKRISHNA A 73.7% Oct 28
248 Zhaniya 73.6% Nov 18
249 Clefable 73.6% Nov 16
250 mrjava 73.5% Nov 19
251 X2 73.4% Feb 06
252 Venomoth 73.4% Nov 16
253 Nidorino 73.4% Nov 16
254 Yaye Shans 73.4% Oct 27
255 Ninetales 73.3% Nov 16
256 BP 73.3% Nov 04
257 amanbucha 73.2% Nov 17
258 Slowbro 73.2% Nov 16
259 Najvacsi frajer 73.2% Nov 08
260 Golbat 73.1% Nov 16
261 Vulpix 73.1% Nov 16
262 jaebrownn 73.0% Nov 03
263 Younesbs9 72.9% Nov 12
264 Claude Code 72.9% Nov 09
265 Sandslash 72.7% Nov 16
266 Gloom 72.7% Nov 16
267 Daxiw 72.6% Oct 27
268 Train Your Morty 72.6% Oct 26
269 Chest 72.6% Nov 15
270 ThreeOfAKind 72.5% Nov 20
271 Training 6 72.5% Oct 31
272 Hypno 72.5% Nov 16
273 CMerrick 72.4% Nov 05
274 Muk 72.4% Nov 16
275 Ajorn 72.2% Oct 27
276 test2 72.1% Mar 31
277 LG 72.1% Nov 08
278 Omar Sheszt 72.0% Oct 26
279 Rohit Mishra 72.0% Nov 09
280 Growlithe 71.9% Nov 16
281 Training 3 71.8% Oct 31
282 Rachid BENHSINA 71.8% Nov 19
283 Kushagra Agarwal 71.8% Nov 14
284 Jatidude 71.8% Nov 10
285 Graveler 71.5% Nov 16
286 Nishalan 71.4% Nov 11
287 Sableur 71.4% Nov 13
288 Machop 71.4% Nov 16
289 Training 8 71.4% Oct 31
290 Pranav S 71.2% Feb 19
291 Golem 71.1% Nov 16
292 Dr Sly 71.1% Jan 16
293 john Doe 71.1% Nov 03
294 ImAProbe2 71.0% Jan 16
295 Training 7 70.9% Oct 31
296 Slowpoke 70.9% Nov 16
297 David Vanderburgh 70.9% Nov 11
298 Krithik Sai Sreenish 70.9% Nov 03
299 Quinn Campfield 70.8% Nov 17
300 COMEX 70.8% Nov 06
301 Training 2 70.7% Oct 31
302 Tanuj Kannan 70.7% Nov 03
303 AB 70.5% Nov 07
304 ImAProbe1 70.3% Jan 16
305 Bellsprout 70.3% Nov 16
306 Boris 70.2% Nov 12
307 Lumine 70.1% Nov 05
308 spanky 69.9% Nov 06
309 Training 5 69.9% Oct 31
310 mal0101 69.7% Nov 10
311 Addhyan Popli 69.7% Nov 01
312 Training 4 69.7% Oct 31
313 Paul 69.5% Nov 06
314 Jabey Babey Taboada's Dad 69.5% Nov 08
315 waffle 69.4% Nov 06
316 Ranky_000 69.2% Nov 09
317 Training 1 69.2% Oct 30
318 Skibidi Toilet 69.1% Nov 08
319 Fares T 69.0% Nov 09
320 Gio 68.7% Oct 29
321 Grace Muthoni Kaimburi 68.7% Nov 18
322 Owen Hakim 68.7% Nov 15
323 eberhardus 68.7% Nov 18
324 Chayan 68.4% Nov 13
325 Snel23 68.4% Oct 27
326 TwoPair 68.3% Nov 20
327 Sneakyrussian 68.3% Nov 16
328 Gee 68.2% Nov 09
329 Abhi 68.2% Nov 10
330 test___ 68.2% May 24
331 de_koding 68.0% Nov 06
332 Francesca Penaranda 67.9% Oct 28
333 space beth 67.6% Nov 03
334 Birdperson 67.6% Nov 19
335 Nexus 67.5% Nov 06
336 Straight 67.3% Nov 20
337 Shubham Vikas Soni 67.2% May 02
338 Miguel 66.9% Nov 19
339 Ashton Honnecke 66.7% Nov 08
340 The404Dude 66.7% Nov 14
341 HamBam 66.6% Nov 19
342 RphyAntoine 66.3% Nov 16
343 rjx 66.3% Nov 18
344 ilias 65.9% Nov 03
345 Pragalvha Sharma 65.8% Nov 07
346 Homeless 65.6% Nov 18
347 Tyberius 65.5% Nov 13
348 Jonpof 65.4% Mar 14
349 Yuval Schneid 65.3% Nov 10
350 Pujia 65.0% Oct 25
351 just4fun 64.8% Nov 06
352 tum 64.8% Nov 13
353 Stelios Constantinidis 64.8% Nov 16
354 PepeSilvia 64.6% Nov 09
355 King of Pines 64.5% Nov 06
356 Moriyan 64.2% Nov 03
357 tanmayep 64.2% Nov 06
358 mbs 64.1% Nov 11
359 Younesbs6 63.7% Nov 12
360 AK169 63.6% Nov 06
361 Amul Rathore 63.2% May 22
362 Younesbs2 63.1% Nov 12
363 Pakesy 63.0% Nov 07
364 Neeko 62.7% Nov 17
365 katia 62.5% Nov 05
366 deepviper707 62.3% Mar 11
367 Nick9000 62.3% Oct 19
368 Shiv 61.9% Nov 14
369 pullikutti 61.5% Nov 20
370 Othmane Hamzaoui 61.5% Nov 06
371 crab nebula's dad 61.4% Nov 15
372 Yacine 61.3% Oct 29
373 jonathandk 61.2% Nov 07
374 RC_Morty 61.2% Nov 07
375 keshav 61.0% Feb 21
376 Skyzlim 61.0% Nov 06
377 MINTA 60.8% Nov 05
378 Claude Code 60.2% Oct 19
379 AliM 59.8% Oct 19
380 GPT-5 Pro 59.5% Oct 19
381 Lawson470189 59.4% Nov 07
382 Tarrantino's_feet_fetish 59.1% Nov 16
383 MaximoLR 59.0% Nov 11
384 Bruno Leech 58.5% Nov 07
385 r4 58.2% Nov 10
386 Carson Maestas 58.0% Nov 04
387 Tarun S 57.7% Jun 04
388 Kaings 57.6% Nov 20
389 aguerouani 57.3% Nov 18
390 JLMSC 57.3% Nov 06
391 r9 56.8% Nov 10
392 r12 56.7% Nov 10
393 jani 56.7% Jan 22
394 r5 56.5% Nov 10
395 GPT-5 High 56.4% Oct 19
396 r6 56.4% Nov 10
397 r7 56.3% Nov 10
398 Schlaep 56.1% Nov 07
399 jerry 56.0% Nov 07
400 r2 55.9% Nov 10
401 Kyle 55.8% Nov 18
402 Giorgio 55.8% Oct 21
403 r11 55.4% Nov 11
404 ajgadekin 55.3% Nov 07
405 r10 55.2% Nov 11
406 r1 55.1% Nov 11
407 GreenestMamba 54.8% Nov 19
408 r3 54.6% Nov 10
409 collector 54.5% Nov 24
410 Jason B 54.4% Oct 19
411 decoder damsel 54.3% Feb 17
412 Palashtic 54.2% Nov 06
413 Thorrut 54.0% Nov 18
414 Jordan C 53.5% Nov 03
415 Marten 53.4% Nov 24
416 Adarsh Pugalia 53.4% Nov 18
417 Autobot1 53.3% Nov 12
418 Coby 53.2% Nov 17
419 Buster 52.9% Nov 06
420 merliam 52.9% Nov 13
421 clempec 52.8% Nov 12
422 sanjan 52.8% Nov 03
423 MoaadBernheim 52.7% Nov 09
424 Antoine55 52.7% Nov 09
425 Jack 52.6% Nov 06
426 mehddii 52.5% Nov 05
427 crabnebulafun 52.3% Nov 09
428 pvsefhiawbwa 52.1% Nov 09
429 AntoineBernheim 52.1% Nov 09
430 mhbqaiwqsbwu555555 52.0% Nov 09
431 Akwari 51.9% Nov 12
432 JazzyMaxine 51.9% Nov 06
433 Cast 51.7% Nov 17
434 SachaFali 51.6% Nov 09
435 Vanadium 51.6% Nov 03
436 Toufou 51.6% Nov 07
437 Tetoin5 51.6% Nov 09
438 Rynhard Fourie 51.4% Feb 19
439 Coolest Guy 51.4% Nov 07
440 Tetoin 51.3% Nov 09
441 Gabent 51.3% Nov 07
442 Quin H 50.9% Nov 04
443 institubes 49.9% Nov 09
444 alexg 49.6% Feb 20
445 LV 49.4% Nov 03
446 bleh 49.0% Nov 15
447 Harsh 43.1% Nov 11
448 dp 39.6% Jul 06
449 SarahD 36.3% Nov 05
450 Hugo1729 36.2% Nov 04
451 Ambition 35.4% Feb 15
452 backache 25.3% Nov 19
453 NR 23.5% Nov 05
454 Bertram Gilfoyle 14.1% Nov 26
455 Breh 10.2% Nov 08
456 YAaz 2.2% Nov 06
457 Andrei 1.5% Nov 07
458 Piyush Kulkarni 0.9% Nov 09
459 dvidbruhm 0.4% Nov 06



Closes in ...

November 20, 11:59:59 PM PST - Time is ticking, Morty!

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub! Alright, Morty. Listen up. Your grandpa, Rick, did a thing. A real Rick thing. He found a planet. A whole planet populated by a million Jessica's - emotionally stable, well-adjusted Jessica's! Planet Jessica. It's great. It's really great.

Morty Express Challenge Diagram

But guess what? The Council of Ricks found out. Those bureaucratic blowhards in the Citadel decided that Morties having access to a source of genuine happiness would make them "less pliable." So, their grand plan is to hook every Morty up to a "Memory-B-Gone 5000" and wipe Planet Jessica from our collective, anxious consciousness.

Aw, geez, I know.

But you, you magnificent little Morty, overheard everything. You've barricaded yourself in an underground Citadel sub-level with 999 other Morties. You've got portal guns, but those are cheap knock-offs your Rick built in a drunken stupor. It can't make the jump directly to Planet Jessica - it's too far. So you have to travel through one of three highly questionable planets.

Your Objective

Write a script that interacts with an API to send 1000 Morties, in groups of up to 3, from the Citadel to Planet Jessica. You must travel through one of three intermediate planets. Your goal is to maximize the number of Morties who arrive safely.

The Paths (Choose Wisely, or Don't, Whatever)

You have three choices for your intermediate stop:

  • Planet A, index=0: "On a Cob" Planet
  • Planet B, index=1: Cronenberg World
  • Planet C, index=2: The Purge Planet

Risk Profile: The risk for each planet changes dynamically over time based on the number of trips taken.

How to Win

The challenge ends when morties_in_citadel is 0. Your final score is the value of morties_on_planet_jessica. Develop an algorithm that probes the different routes, analyzes the results, and adapts its strategy to the changing odds to save as many Morties as possible.

API Specification

You'll be interacting with a simple REST API.

Base URL: https://challenge.sphinxhq.com

1. Request API Token

Get an API token to authenticate your requests.

  • Endpoint: POST /api/auth/request-token/
  • Request Body:
    {
      "name": "Your Name",
      "email": "your.email@example.com"
    }
  • Response (200 OK): Token will be sent to your email

2. Start a New Episode

This endpoint initializes your escape attempt.

  • Endpoint: POST /api/mortys/start/
  • Headers: Authorization: Bearer YOUR_TOKEN
  • Request Body: None
  • Response (200 OK):
    {
      "morties_in_citadel": 1000,
      "morties_on_planet_jessica": 0,
      "morties_lost": 0,
      "steps_taken": 0,
      "status_message": "Keep going! Or don't. I'm not your dad."
    }

3. Send Morties Through a Portal

This is your main action. Send a group of Morties on their perilous journey.

  • Endpoint: POST /api/mortys/portal/
  • Headers: Authorization: Bearer YOUR_TOKEN
  • Request Body:
    {
      "planet": 0 | 1 | 2,
      "morty_count": 1 | 2 | 3
    }

    Planet indices: 0 = "On a Cob" Planet, 1 = Cronenberg World, 2 = The Purge Planet

  • Response (200 OK):
    {
      "morties_sent": 3,
      "survived": true,
      "morties_in_citadel": 747,
      "morties_on_planet_jessica": 203,
      "morties_lost": 50,
      "steps_taken": 84
    }

4. Get Episode Status

Check your current progress.

  • Endpoint: GET /api/mortys/status/
  • Headers: Authorization: Bearer YOUR_TOKEN
  • Response (200 OK):
    {
      "morties_in_citadel": 750,
      "morties_on_planet_jessica": 150,
      "morties_lost": 100,
      "steps_taken": 83,
      "status_message": "Keep going! Or don't. I'm not your dad."
    }

💰 The Loot

Now Morty, you do this right, and there's actual real-world money in it for you. I know, I know, capitalism is a construct, the value of currency is arbitrary, blah blah blah. But you can't buy portal fluid with good intentions.

The Prizes:

  • 🥇 First Place: $10,000 + Flight to San Francisco
    That's right, Morty. Ten thousand Earth dollars. And get this - you'll fly out to SF to interview with the Sphinx team. Real tech company, Morty. Not like those fake ones that turned out to be fronts for interdimensional weapons dealers.
  • 🥈 Second Place: $4,000 + Remote Interview
    Four thousand dollars, Morty! Plus you get a remote interview with Sphinx. That's like... *burp*... I don't know, a lot of Szechuan sauce and a chance at a real job.
  • 🥉 Third Place: $2,000 + Remote Interview
    Price of a entry-level portal gun battery. Or therapy. You're gonna need one of those after this, Morty. Plus, hey, you get to interview remotely with Sphinx too.

💡 Hint from Rick

*burp* Alright, listen up Morty. Here's a tip from your genius grandpa: although the average survival rate is the same, the probabilities of the 3 planets are changing with time. Time being the number of trips. Some change faster than others. First, try to just observe each planet's frequency. Send all your Mortys to one planet and see what happens. Data is your friend. Gotta visualize it, Morty.

Good luck, Morty. Don't... y'know... don't screw this up. For Jessica.